12/5/2009
 
10:50 am
Oh, hello. You’re, uh, you’re probably here about the story. Elves love to tell stories. I-I’ll bet you didn’t know that about elves. There’s, uh, probably a lot of things you didn’t know about elves. Another, another interesting, uh, elfism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf.
~ Elf (2003)

Oh, hello. You’re, uh, you’re probably here about the story. Elves love to tell stories. I-I’ll bet you didn’t know that about elves. There’s, uh, probably a lot of things you didn’t know about elves. Another, another interesting, uh, elfism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf.

~ Elf (2003)

 
* theme by Matt Vears, with apologies due to The Tough Alliance.